Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Politics* But Were Afraid to Ask

If you had sex with the Democratic National Convention you would brag about it. If you had sex with the Republican National Convention you would be ashamed and tell no one but your shrink.

Also, it’s amazing how the GOP has ceded jingoism to the Democrats.

Bill Clinton

Would make an interesting Dr. Who.

Harry Reid

You get the sense that he gave the Republicans every last chance that he could. That he’s an over-temperate person. Finally, he couldn’t help but conclude that they were not playing honestly — at all — he just reached a point where he just said, “fuck it!” I like it.