As soon as you have to explain how your “wide stance” while pooping shows that you were not propositioning an under cover police officer in a Minneapolis restroom your politcal career is over. Especially in Idaho.
Between Foley, Haggard and Craig we have three fifths of The Republican Village Prople: Foley is The Empty Suit, Haggard is The Evangelical, Craig is The Cranky Old Guy…. Perhaps Mary Cheney could be The Draft Deferment Baby.