Forgive Me Rush

An Act of Contrition:

O my Radio God,
I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee,
and I detest all my sins
because I dread the loss of Congress
and the pains of being in the minority,
but most of all because they offend Thee, my Oxycontin Lord,
Who are all good and deserving of all my love.
I firmly resolve with the help of Thy grace
to confess my sins, to do penance,
and to amend my life.

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