25th Whacko To Propose California Split


These plans are always brought by tinfoil right Republicans, and they will never happen (it would just add two GOP senators). But, I’m down.

I would alter his proposal to include ALL of the coastal counties north to Oregon in California and let the state of Fresno (haha) have everything else. So, LA, Ventura, Santa Barabara, San Luis Obispo, Monterey, Santa Cruz, Santa Clara, San Mateo, Contra Costa, Alameda, Solano, Napa, San Francisco, Marin, Sonoma, Mendocino, Humboldt, and Del Norte.

I’d hate to imagine what those assholes would do to the Sierra and the water sources, but it would be worth it to be rid of them.

UCR, UCSD, UCI, UCM, and UCD are in Fresno. California would keep Berkeley, UCSF, UCSC, UCSB, and UCLA. That’s a bummer, but if we could get rid of those redneck fucks we’d probably have five new UCs in 10 years.