You realize that education and practice make opinions pertinent to those experiences more informed, not less informed
You know what the Bush Doctrine is… or at least think that your Vice-President should
You do not think that having the ability to peruse the land mass of a foreign nation from America makes you qualified to be Vice-President
You understand what the Bruce Springsteen songs “Glory Days” and “Born In The USA” are actually about
Rather than being ashamed of sex you celebrate it to the point that you are actually good at it
You are a man and you are able to both locate and stimulate your girlfriend’s clitoris
You do not mistake ignorance for instinct
You realized that Bush was a criminally terrible President before the year 2006
With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, who, I strongly suspect is an *fnord* Elitist *fnord* by these standards.
Anyone got anything to add to the list?