Rest In Hell Jesse

A UFO splits the sky like a sheet. An immortal Texan passes the roach clip to Jimi Hendrix and hears his old prophecy about Jesse Helms echo through the fifth dimension as Jesse Helms is swallowed into the eternal abyss.

“You fucking tobacco pushing mother fucker, you are the worst fucking drug dealer in the fucking world. You scrawny right-wing fear mongering piece of… sucker of Satan’s cock! You suck Satan’s cock! You fucking chicken necked little fucking cracker!”

As he sees Jesse fulfill the vision in his afterlife hell hole the immortal Texan enjoys a hearty gut laugh. Oh, the irony of it all. Jesse was right! The Devil is a black man!