Dear Blogosphere:

I know this will happen inevitably, but isn’t it time that every other post isn’t the latest outrage on cable news? Just ignore it. It’s really not worth it. I broke my cable news addiction four years ago, and have been much happier since.

Seriously, you are never going to awaken the proles, so to speak. Forget about what pulp products those channels are feeding people and figure out a way to beat them at their own game.

In the meantime, quit acting surprised that those retards are doing what they’re doing.