GM Croc Tears Over Lou Magic

So, anonymous GMs are going on the record at lamenting the fact that the NHL let the Devils out of some cap problems? After waging a 5+ year slander campaign against the Devils due to their “trapping” play (including one year where they were the highest scoring team in the leage), and the recent anti-Brodeur rules, you have to wonder what on earth Lou did to the rest of hockey.

Obviously, the player agents hate him because he doesn’t take their shit, but the other GMs? They must simply be jealous. Just when it looked like ol’ Lou was fucked, he pulled it out again. If they ever catch Lou with underage pages equipment boys, the vultures will circle faster than they are over Dennis Hastert’s political grave right now. The problem is, despite everything, Lou has always acted with 100% integrity, loyalty, and skill. That’s why they hate him: he shows how it should be done, and they can’t or won’t do it.

So Bob Clarke and the rest of the no-talent GM crew can grouse all they want. They know damn well when the time comes, they’ll be looking for their own Lou-pe holes.

One thought on “GM Croc Tears Over Lou Magic”

  1. Isn’t the GM of San Jose one of Lou’s homeslices from back in the day of Providence College. Hmmm…. Of course, if you are successful, and mentor others than thats part of getting chits to cash in later. Surely there is some evlutionary psychology benefits of cooperation thing going on here. Satisfying back scratching!


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